Oblivion_drummer

echelon forever

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Satan and the Captain.

ME:
oh yeah I had a spider on my arm when I was cleaning my room.
KIRK:
O.o hope you got rid of it.
ME:
no! its over there, I am keeping it as a pet!
KIRK :
O_O *screams runs across the room*
ME:
LOL *died*

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ACTUAL EVENTS ME + KIRK

Me:
*looking at electric drum kit in store*
Friend:
I've got that!
Me:
*Jumps out of own skin* HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Don't do that!
People in shop:
*turn away to hide laughter*
Friend:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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TOMO:
What did you do?
JARED:
What do you mean? This is called cooking Leto style buddy.
TOMO:
Damn
JARED:
Hey chef Leto from the ghetto baby.
TOMO:
That's right.
JARED:
Hot damn.